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At $400 for the U770 upgraded seat I really thought I'd be impressed with this bidet. I'm not. Install was extremely easy, those who have problems installing this must have it real easy and never done their own work. If you've installed any toilet seat you can install this. It is loaded with seemingly luxury features but most of them are actually quite useless. The remote is nice. The quality is not, super cheap plastic seat feels terrible and has too much slant making your legs numb in about a... Read More

At $400 for the U770 upgraded seat I really thought I'd be impressed with this bidet. I'm not. Install was extremely easy, those who have problems installing this must have it real easy and never done their own work. If you've installed any toilet seat you can install this. It is loaded with seemingly luxury features but most of them are actually quite useless. The remote is nice. The quality is not, super cheap plastic seat feels terrible and has too much slant making your legs numb in about a minute. The bidet, wash, and turbo setting are indistinguishable from one another. The massage function just makes the already too weak water pressure even weaker which in and of itself makes this bidet a total fail. If it's not able to provide the power to wash you clean what's the point? The heated seat in my opinion is really foo foo. Your ass is cold? Really? Idk but I wear clothing and have a heated home. Room temp toilet seat of thin plastic warms up easy with my own body heat. The warm water I understand and works okay but will fade towards the end of one wash cycle and be gone for a second which with such little pressure is needed. The dryer works okay but after two minutes of wash cycle and 3 minutes of the dryer my legs a completely numb and getting up is an uncomfortable situation with numb feet. Overall I'm just really disappointed that this thing with all its bells and whistles fails to accomplish its primary mission. It just isn't effective nor efficient at cleaning you. I would prefer to not have to run it 2 or 3 times to get clean. It'd be nice if the plastic didn't feel ridiculously cheap and better yet if the easy to install mounting plate was actually half decent and held the bidet firmly in place which it absolutely does not. There is no feminine wash on the upgraded version but you do get a totally stupid led night light that is either on all the time or off. You'd think that a sensor would be appropriate and a timer for it to shut off the minimum but that's not the case. Similar to the heated seat if you use it it's on whether you're sitting on the toilet or not. How foolish and how cheap of bio bidet to not include auto off at least with something that could be dangerous like a heat function. It is also a beast and definitely turns an elongated seat into a small rounded like seat which is unfortunate for men as there is nowhere to place the goods except on and over the seat. Overall I'm bummed out cuz this doesn't do what its supposed to at its most basic level yet it does do a bunch of extra things you just don't need very poorly. Oh well live and learn right? Lesson I learned is buy a different brand than bio bidet. Read Less