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Okay. I purchased this bidet to replace the inexpensive hot/cold bidet I had before. The old bidet is being moved downstairs. While the old seat wasn't great, it wasn't bad for a $50 either. That was my only prior experience with a bidet and it is what I use for comparison. The Brondell is one hell of an upgrade from that other bidet and it's worth every penny. PROS: 1) I read a few reviews knocking the blow dryer in the seat. This was... Read More

Okay. I purchased this bidet to replace the inexpensive hot/cold bidet I had before. The old bidet is being moved downstairs. While the old seat wasn't great, it wasn't bad for a $50 either. That was my only prior experience with a bidet and it is what I use for comparison. The Brondell is one hell of an upgrade from that other bidet and it's worth every penny. PROS: 1) I read a few reviews knocking the blow dryer in the seat. This was one of the main reasons I wanted to upgrade. In my case, I was very surprised to see how effective the blow dryer is. This feature reduce my TP utilization to zero. 2) When I initially got the seat, I was worried about the pressure. It was nowhere near the pressure of my old seat. Of course my old seat had enough pressure to blow water out your ears. After a few weeks, I've reconsidered my initial impressions. I think this is superior to the high pressure sphincter injection method. With the 'move' feature. It's plenty of pressure to do the job. Sometimes I run it twice. I don't think it's necessary most of the time, but it's pretty enjoyable so I don't mind. 3) I thought the heated seat was a gimmick, but I was pleasantly surprised how comfortable a warm seat is. I usually forget it's heated right up to the moment I sit down. It's quite nice. 4) The blue glow is pretty awesome Here are a few observations: 1) The heater will definitely stink up the bathroom if you don't flush first. I'm not really sure how effective the deodorizer is. I usually remember to run it when it's too late (after I start the drying phase). This is going to be the same with any bidet with a dryer though. And now the CONS: 1) The massage option doesn't seem to do anything. I really cannot tell the difference. 'Move' is enough. 2) The damned plastic T-adapter is silly. I cannot keep the damned thing from leaking no matter what I do. 3) The water cools down before the cycle is over. I wouldn't say it gets cold, but it cools off a little. None of those things are enough to make me knock an entire star off. If I could remove a half star (to 4.5), I would. The seat is so good in the PRO department though that it's definitely something I would recommend. If you haven't had a bidet, you will quickly learn that not having one is a real problem. If you have a cheaper bidet, you will want to upgrade. This bidet is a very good value and I highly recommend buying it. Read Less

We purchased the se600 model back when the toilet paper was being sold from roadside vans for ten times or more the regular cost. Thanks to the plandemic for that. Well, the sphincter spa is still working like a champ! No issues, no failures or faults, even after moving from one house to another and re-installing it. For those on the fence about it, I would replace ours instantly if it did fail. Can't imagine life without it now. And yes, it has a multitud... Read More

We purchased the se600 model back when the toilet paper was being sold from roadside vans for ten times or more the regular cost. Thanks to the plandemic for that. Well, the sphincter spa is still working like a champ! No issues, no failures or faults, even after moving from one house to another and re-installing it. For those on the fence about it, I would replace ours instantly if it did fail. Can't imagine life without it now. And yes, it has a multitude of features and setting. From a gentle spray to a cavern carving jet that will destroy all Klingons on, near or around Uranus. Butt, seriously though, it has temperature controls up the wazoo, massage and reciprocate modes that would make even the finest power tools green with envy. Warm or warmer still heated air drying. Three level seat heater mode, soft close lid & seat, fancy blue light so you can see to hit your target in poor lighting conditions, etc etc etc. Do yourself a favor, don't sit on it too long. Get off the fence and take the plunge. You'll be glad you did :) Read Less