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I got this bidet for Black Friday this year. Id been thinking about a bidet for a while now and thought I’d give it a try. After a bit of research, I found this one. I liked that it’s low profile. A lot of the bidets have such a high back that you can barely see the water tank for the toilet! Too intrusive for me. The warm water feature works well. 5 levels of temped water including, continuous warm water on demand. This means you will never run out of a warm wash. Also does... Read More

I got this bidet for Black Friday this year. Id been thinking about a bidet for a while now and thought I’d give it a try. After a bit of research, I found this one. I liked that it’s low profile. A lot of the bidets have such a high back that you can barely see the water tank for the toilet! Too intrusive for me. The warm water feature works well. 5 levels of temped water including, continuous warm water on demand. This means you will never run out of a warm wash. Also does cold/ambient temp water. Might need that this summer. The heated seat also works well. Too well actually. Can get VERY HOT! We don’t use it at all. The warm air/dryer feature works…. Pretty good. If you have a few minutes it might get you 80% dry or so. Takes a little while to get dry. No biggie. A little TP helps to dry off in a hurry. It has a 2 minute cycle that it runs of hot air and front & rear wash cycles. Idk if this is what Alpha Bidet recommends for cleaning times, but it works for me. Nightlight is a nightlight. You can turn it off as well. On the side of the seat. There is a knob to use the bidet if you lose your remote. It works. It is back-lit. Seat and lid drop slow. The deodorizer seems to work. It turns on when you sit down and turns off when you get up from the seat. You can also turn the deodorizer off. It makes a slight…. Fan sound? Bearly hear it, but it’s there. The other “Pure Bowl” freshener. Make a little noise when you turn it on. Not sure really what it does, but it is also included. You don’t have to turn it on if you don’t want to. When you set down. You hear a dripping sound of water. That’s the nozzle cleaning itself before and after you use the wash feature. The nozzle has three ways of cleaning. First is a direct shot at your…. Yep. The you can make it “pulse” at your…. Yep. And you can also make it “Massage” your…. Yep. I believe you have all these features with the front wash as well. You can adjust the nozzle to hit just right. This thing will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!! No BS! If you’re willing to shell out a little extra for Christmas. Then this “Luxury Bidet” might be what you’re looking for. Enjoy. Read Less