A Handheld Bidet Convert: Why I Ditched the Fancy Seat and Never Looked Back Okay, folks, let's talk bidets. I was an early adopter of the toilet seat bidet. Remember those TP shortages at the start of COVID? Yep, that's when I took the plunge (no pun intended!). And honestly, I liked it. Cleaner, fresher, 100% improvement over paper. But then... cleaning day came. 🤢 Those seat bidets are a NIGHTMARE to clean. You can't get behind the...

A Handheld Bidet Convert: Why I Ditched the Fancy Seat and Never Looked Back Okay, folks, let's talk bidets. I was an early adopter of the toilet seat bidet. Remember those TP shortages at the start of COVID? Yep, that's when I took the plunge (no pun intended!). And honestly, I liked it. Cleaner, fresher, 100% improvement over paper. But then... cleaning day came. 🤢 Those seat bidets are a NIGHTMARE to clean. You can't get behind them, and let's be honest, things get nasty back there. The only way to really clean it properly was to completely remove the whole contraption, which was a huge pain. Which means if you miss a cleaning, it gets nastier, making you want to clean it even less. After five years of wrestling with that monstrosity, I finally gave up. Enter the handheld bidet sprayer (insert product name here). This thing is a GAME CHANGER. Here's why I love it: Targeted Spray: You control exactly where the water goes, no more accidental "overspray" (if you know what I mean). Easy to Clean: No more crevices for, uh, stuff to hide. A quick wipe down and you're good to go. Hygienic: It's not sitting in the toilet bowl collecting...well, you know. Simple Installation: Now, yes, I am a trained plumber, but anyone with half a brain could do this. I installed it in under 5 minutes. Seriously, I can't believe I waited this long to switch. I'm buying one of these for every bathroom in my house. If you're on the fence about bidets, or if you're fed up with cleaning your toilet seat bidet, do yourself a favor and get one of these. You won't regret it!