Hibbent Bidet Toilet Seat Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachments with Dual Nozzles - SC208 Round

Let's start with the positives: -Shipping was decently fast to Hawaii during COVID -The size and color matches my toilet THE END. I was hopeful about this bidet after reading all the great reviews on it. I had done my research over a few weeks and looking into about 25 different offerings and landed on this one. Turns out, (I'm not too proud to admit) women can still be wrong on very select occasions. Case in point,... Read More

Let's start with the positives: -Shipping was decently fast to Hawaii during COVID -The size and color matches my toilet THE END. I was hopeful about this bidet after reading all the great reviews on it. I had done my research over a few weeks and looking into about 25 different offerings and landed on this one. Turns out, (I'm not too proud to admit) women can still be wrong on very select occasions. Case in point, my research sucked on this one. The seat install wasn't all that difficult, well, if you're not a cave person and have some kind of experience with home things. I removed my original toilet seat with no problems. Tried to follow the directions and install the white hard plastic pair of bolty boi huggers in the toilet base (see pic). Jamming VERY unsuccessfully for 15 minutes. Read on one of the reviews to soften them in hot water. More failure. Check the cardboard box. Found black rubber bois. They fit like magic. Feel like an adult homo sapien again. Mounted the seat a little further back with making sure the seat lid could still stay up since I read reviews that some lids overhang. Sat down - ooh, comfy! Gimme that gold star and a pat on the back. NOW, this is the part where I feel like all those five stars, oh-this-only-took-me-15-minutes reviews are incredibly misleading. First, the included white plastic T-adapter didn't fit my water valve. Apparently others have stated that they received a metal T-adapter which I would have preferred. Sad face. Then, my hose from my toilet to the plastic T-adapter also didn't fit. UGH. Off to the local hardware store I go. Support local, right? They didn't have the proper size. They referred me to a local plumbing store that is closed early with only select opening days because of COVID. So off to a big box store 30 minutes away (with lines out the door to get in and no one social distancing) who told me that if I had gone the normal route of trying to correct the size deficiencies with keeping the white plastic adapter, I would have needed to purchase about five different items OR I could just buy two adapters with plumbing tape. DONE. So I head back home to FINALLY get this thing up and running, only to realize that the person that rang me up did not put the tape in my bag. SIGH OF EXASPERATION. Okay, fine. I'll just make sure that these adapters fit and I don't need anything else before I head back there tomorrow, right? Man, that guy in the orange apron was an angel in a land of cement aisles. All the hoses attached and I turned on the water only to find out that the MANUFACTURER'S hose leaked from the elbow next to the bidet and at the T-adapter. The hose is way too small for the nut that's attached to it. The cave woman returned and I was about to just throw that thing across my bathroom. I was so excited, okay!? I had stared at this thing for over a week and a half in frustration and disappointment before I attempted to leave my house and brave the infested air of the enclosed, swarming hardware stores to try and find this adapter thing and now to find out it was problematic before it was even sent to me was infuriating. All for ultra clean nether regions and less toilet paper usage. I have messaged the seller and will update this review based on their response. Until then, I'm back where I started with wet wipes and now have two basic toilet seats. Read Less